🐄 The Cow That Glitched Into Another Dimension (and never came back)

🚨 Anti-Value Proposition This project solves absolutely nothing. It does not improve productivity. It does not teach you finance. It does not even properly explain itself. It is simply… a cow walking home in 1984… that accidentally enters another dimension. 🌀 What is this? You control a cow. That’s it. Move left and right, and eventually you’ll find… something you probably shouldn’t. A door. After that, things get worse. The sky turns red The world glitches The cow starts saying questionable things There is no clear objective There is no escape (probably) 🤡 Why did I build this? I wanted to create something that feels like: “Wait… what am I even looking at?” Not everything needs to be useful. Some things just need to exist. 🧠 Technical Details (unnecessarily serious) Built with Streamlit (because clearly this is a serious enterprise tool) Uses HTML + JavaScript canvas rendering inside Streamlit Procedural movement system for infinite scrolling Randomized dialogue system for existen