Data Noise as Protest

Somewhere in the vast data centres that power Meta's advertising empire, an algorithm is learning to paint grandmothers. Not because anyone asked for this, but because the relentless optimisation logic of Advantage Plus, Meta's AI-powered advertising suite, has concluded that elderly women sell menswear. In October 2025, Business Insider documented a cascade of bizarre AI-generated advertisements flooding timelines: shoes attached to grotesquely contorted legs, knives floating against surreal backdrops, and that now-infamous “AI granny” appearing in True Classic's menswear campaigns. Advertisers were bewildered; users were disturbed; and the machines, utterly indifferent to human aesthetics, continued their relentless experimentation. This spectacle illuminates something profound about the current state of digital advertising: the systems designed to extract maximum value from our attention have become so sophisticated that they are now generating content that humans never created, app